Excerpts from some of the text message conversations I had with Cheese yesterday:
RM: "Just passed a funeral home called "ya sik." I was like no, they're probably dead."
EA: "Btw, my mom, who still has questions about sending emails, has signed up for facebook. maybe the mayans were right about 2012."
RM: "I just showed up to P's house. He comes out with a machine gun."
EA: "12:45am - gus and i get home and make cake shakes in the basement to not wake our parents."
RM: "7:00pm. My dad has never seen a shake weight. I instruct him how to use it, then laugh."